Stage Performer Fan Gifts

'I see ol' red eyes is back.'

'You're thinking of your wife again, aren't you?'

The dance routine worked better in rehearsals without the hot lights.

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

'They all want to play the star.'

'How's everyone doing tonight - that is the question.'

Senta jumps into the sea

"Can you speak up: there's a bloody racket going on in the background."

Scarpia from Tosca

Mikado

Woman crying with happiness.

Acme. Breakable prop transporter.

Stephen Fry

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

Waving from Behind the Curtain

Mr. K's essay is such a drag! Yeah, but I've got to do really well. Twig! You're such a grind! Am not! Life isn't only about grades. I know! But he's directing the spring musical. And my singing won't get me the part all by itself! English: Gateway to the Grammys.

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

'I'm a star!'

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

Circus

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

Mummy Busks For Coins For His Cases

The Land Before Mimes.

"My first love is the theatre, of course, but you're right up there."

"Jerk." "Jackass." "Screw you." "Bite me."

Chorister's Loose Teeth

'...and on Bass...'

'Whoops. There goes one of my prostheses.'

"This next song is for all you a cappella lovers. No strings attached."

"Ambitions. . . To . . . Er. . . Um . . . Become. . . Er. . . Um. . . A. . . Er. . . Um . . . Motivational. . . Er. . . Um. . . Speaker."

"They're texting it in."

A 'DIVERSION' sign points to a crazy guy.

"If all the world's a stage, I'm beginning to wonder about the PLAYWRIGHT!"

And the die is cast!

South Pork