Stage Performance Fans Gifts

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

"Returns"

Senta jumps into the sea

"This isn't what I had in mind. . ."

Comedy Cafe

Scarpia from Tosca

Mikado

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

'You're thinking of your wife again, aren't you?'

The Land Before Mimes.

Paul and Debbie.

'He's a cheat I tell you - it's just a trick!'

And the die is cast!

"This is it, everybody. Jack and Harriet Schroeder sing Harold Arlem."

"I warned you not to buy your top hat and tails from that ex magician!"

Fire starts at magic show while audience participant is left behind.

"Tonight Mathew, I'm going to be, Charlotte Church"

Simultaneous translation.

Ventriloquist Speech Therapy.

Intramission

Bismark Ballet School

"Now you're thinking outside the box!"

"This next trick will require a volunteer from the audience..."

'Now THAT'S just showing off!'

Waiting for the fat lady to sing.

Teddy organ grinder

'Stop that racket!'

'Cheap seats!'

"I'm sorry, he's just left the stage. May I take a message?"

Distracted by the Senator's mesmerizing speech, Willard inadvertently pushes the wrong button.

Pavlov and His Trained Dog.