Performance Art Fans Gifts

A performance by the synchronized snow shovellers of scarsdale

Tightrope Battle Tank

Pavlov and His Trained Dog.

"Now you're thinking outside the box!"

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"Welcome to Off-Off-Off Broadway."

Comedy Cafe

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

Taking a peek at the audience

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

'I said you're next, Hibblemeyer. . . Hibblemeyer!'

Senta jumps into the sea

Pharaoh Cocoon

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

Juggler and Illusionist

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

"Charming, absolutely charming."

Comedy Ballet of Marionettes I (Oil Version in Tate Known as 'A Caprice'

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

1,572 Performances.

Cleaner cleaning under the feet of the dancers as they perform

Interpretive napping

"Donner and Blitzen are just our stage names."

Circus

I Pagliacci

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

I Heart Juggling

The Land Before Mimes.

'He's a parody of a tired genre.'

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

'You're thinking of your wife again, aren't you?'