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The Land Before Mimes.

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

Wok. Don't Wok.

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

Taking a peek at the audience

Senta jumps into the sea

Scarpia from Tosca

Pharaoh Cocoon

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

'Number two. That's the art that offended me.'

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

Jester Surgeon

"Charming, absolutely charming."

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

"She said it has a blistering fervency that reminds her of a slide."

"I'm not an Antony Gormley, I am Antony Gormley."

The Sculptor

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

Ghostship

"Definitive." "Compelling." "Persuasive." "Upside down."

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

Circus

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

"Wentworth, could I take another look at that reorganization plan?"

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

Dick's hobby of collecting manhole covers kept him out of trouble... except of the hernias.

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

"Habanero ..."