Theatrical Performance Fan Gifts

"I shouldn't have gone to freshen up at the interval: The second act was almost over by the time I reached my seat again..."

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

Comedy Cafe

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

Working in the Hazard Zone!

"To be or not to be."

Taking a peek at the audience

Senta jumps into the sea

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

Shakespeare. Hamlet. Romeo and Juliet. "To be or not to be, that is the question". "We are such stuff …As dreams are made of …" "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would small as sweet." That Shakespeare guy had some neat sound bites.

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

"Charming, absolutely charming."

Jester Surgeon

Ghostship

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

'He's a parody of a tired genre.'

'You're thinking of your wife again, aren't you?'

Meryl Streep

A Mime Artist pretending to feed the pigeons.

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

'I am beginning my windup now. ... Drum roll, please.'

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

"O.K. 'The Giant Baby from Space,' Take 1."

'...all I have to do is pee on cue.'

"Here's another can. Try not to step in this one."

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.