Theatrical Performance Fan Gifts

"I shouldn't have gone to freshen up at the interval: The second act was almost over by the time I reached my seat again..."

"This is a lovely old song that tells of a young woman who leaves her cottage, and goes off to work. She arrives at her destination, and places some solid NHHS in a flask containing 0.50 atm ofammonia, and attempts to determine the pressures of ammonia and hydrogen sulide when equilibrium is reached."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

Comedy Cafe

Working in the Hazard Zone!

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

"To be or not to be."

Taking a peek at the audience

Senta jumps into the sea

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

Jester Surgeon

"Charming, absolutely charming."

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

Ghostship

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

'He's a parody of a tired genre.'

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

'You're thinking of your wife again, aren't you?'

'They're bound to hurt at first.'

A Mime Artist pretending to feed the pigeons.

'I am beginning my windup now. ... Drum roll, please.'

"This next song is also about air-conditioning."

'...all I have to do is pee on cue.'

Fire starts at magic show while audience participant is left behind.

"O.K. 'The Giant Baby from Space,' Take 1."

"Here's another can. Try not to step in this one."