Theatrical Fan Gifts

"To be or not to be."

'AH AH! I KNEW YOU WERE CLOWNING AROUND ON ME!'

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

Comedy Cafe

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

Working in the Hazard Zone!

Taking a peek at the audience

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

Shakespeare. Hamlet. Romeo and Juliet. "To be or not to be, that is the question". "We are such stuff …As dreams are made of …" "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would small as sweet." That Shakespeare guy had some neat sound bites.

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

"Charming, absolutely charming."

Jester Surgeon

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

Ghostship

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

'He's a parody of a tired genre.'

Bette Midler

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

Meryl Streep

'I am beginning my windup now. ... Drum roll, please.'

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.

"Oh, that's just one of those special effects for a film they're making here."

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

Fire starts at magic show while audience participant is left behind.

"O.K. 'The Giant Baby from Space,' Take 1."

"I don't mind if something's Shakespearean, just as long as it it's not Shakespeare."

"When you said you were high up in the the music business..."

"Here's another can. Try not to step in this one."

'...all I have to do is pee on cue.'