Theatrical Fan Pillows

"To be or not to be."

'AH AH! I KNEW YOU WERE CLOWNING AROUND ON ME!'

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

Comedy Cafe

Working in the Hazard Zone!

Hug and Do a Chorus Line Kick.

Taking a peek at the audience

'She sounds like your mother when you told her that you were going to marry me.'

See, Catty-O? I told you dinner was included with admission.

'This is the last time we hire former Cirque du Soleil members as stompers.'

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

'Action!...Cut!...Right, everything else is CGI'

"Charming, absolutely charming."

"I can neither confirm nor deny what this next song is about."

Jester Surgeon

Ann suddenly realized that it wasn't her iron that she forgot to turn off, but her cell phone.

Ghostship

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

Suddenly, Becky noticed something which gave her pause.

'I don't know. It's too busy.'

Clara had come a long waw from those readings at the public library.

'He's a parody of a tired genre.'

Opera singer singing to her partner who is wearing a gas mask on due to her bad breath.

'I am beginning my windup now. ... Drum roll, please.'

"Oh, that's just one of those special effects for a film they're making here."

"I don't mind if something's Shakespearean, just as long as it it's not Shakespeare."

A Bat walking a tightrope upside down.

'...all I have to do is pee on cue.'

Fire starts at magic show while audience participant is left behind.

"Here's another can. Try not to step in this one."

"O.K. 'The Giant Baby from Space,' Take 1."

Clowns in and out tray 'Grin and Pout'

'Alas irrefutable confirmation.'