Historical Reenactment Fan Gifts

Union Troops Foraging for Supplementary Rations in Louisiana

Execution Practise

'Yeah, Kirby, it hurts like hell, but dang if I can't stop wigglin' it.'

"My gut tells me that the future will be more befuddling than we can imagine. Befuddlingisimo."

Paul Klee

"We're following Carrot Top."

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

"To be or not to be."

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Stephen Spender.

The Da Vinci Cod

A watch face with Stonehenge

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

You're my Venus

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

"I got probation."

"When we asked you to paint the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel, Michaelangelo, we were hoping you'd snazz it up."

"Is there a seamstress present?"

Rembrandt's Selfies

"I'm not loitering officer, I 'm waiting for the next renaissance!"

"Another selfie, Rembrandt?"

'AH AH! I KNEW YOU WERE CLOWNING AROUND ON ME!'

Easter bunny Island.

'Golfers rowing a viking longboat.'

Iron clad sailors

Davy Crocat

Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov.

"Best Hamlet I've ever seen - pity the rest of the cast were doing Macbeth!"

August Comte

Still a Disappointment to his Mother

"It's funny. . . I know it's the renaissance, but I keep writing dark ages on my checks!"

'Jack Tar' Symbolises Nelson's Victory in the Battle of the Nile

Christopher Marlowe

"I call it the 'Call Bell', to be rung only for emergencies, like, running out of Coke or something."