Historical Battles Fan Gifts

'Jack Tar' Symbolises Nelson's Victory in the Battle of the Nile

Paul Klee

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Stephen Spender.

A watch face with Stonehenge

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

'Golfers rowing a viking longboat.'

Davy Crocat

Little Known Historical Fact: After regaining consciousness at the last minute, Davey Crockett's coonskin cap went on to become the Alamo's only survivor.

August Comte

Still a Disappointment to his Mother

"Best Hamlet I've ever seen - pity the rest of the cast were doing Macbeth!"

Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov.

Penny Farthing Tricycle

'Yeah, Kirby, it hurts like hell, but dang if I can't stop wigglin' it.'

Christopher Marlowe

Afghanistan-British Disputes with Russia

"I call it the 'Call Bell', to be rung only for emergencies, like, running out of Coke or something."

Ludwig van Beethoven

Charles de Gaulle

Knight relieving himself.

Union Troops Foraging for Supplementary Rations in Louisiana

Sightseeing Bus

"Hey! I got a lot done in one day!"

Pablo Picasso

France.

Philosopher

'You'd have thought he'd have been rumbled before his engagement, eh, dear?'

Oxford-Cambridge Boat Race, 1870 - Crowds on Putney Bridge

John Donne.

'The same thing happened yesterday. I've got it...an apple a day.'

Benedictus de Spinoza

'I'm sorry, Lord, it's my ears, I thought you said Noah, build an arch!'

"In a front-end collision, the horse will absorb most of the impact."