Historical Artifact Fan Gifts

A watch face with Stonehenge

Paul Klee

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"Well....I could've done this!"

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

'Jurassic Pork.'

Primitive magician

Stephen Spender.

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

Og invents the first 'X' box. . . and inadvertently invents the first i pad.

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

Early accounting scandals.

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

'Timothy-Rex! Stop playing with the food!'

The Invention of the Wheel

'It's a 'graphic novel.''

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"

I'm With Stooped

Triceratops watching television with satellite dish made from own horns.

Prehistoric Modern Art

"Next year, let's wish for a pony."

"Cheer up, grod, these are the good old days."

'Now, let's keep this 'agriculture' invention quiet -- we don't want the government getting involved.'

'Well, it's inventory time again -- You do the rocks and I'll do the sticks.'

"Thank you, everyone: now I'd like to introduce all the folks who made this possible for me!"

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

'That was the best 'Filet Magnon' I've had in a while.'

'A giant asteroid wipes out reptile life, enabling mammals to rise to the top of the food chain? If you want use to publish you, you've got to come up with a more credible story line.'