Historic Fashion Fan Gifts

The Politician.

Paul Klee

'Is that the only wallpaper you could find?!'

"We're following Carrot Top."

"So, you say I'll be doubling the numbers of animals I kill?"

'That's about it so far, Son.'

"Well....I could've done this!"

William Shakespeare sitting at a desk

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Best before 65 million BC.

Stephen Spender.

Primitive magician

'Jurassic Pork.'

Lessons in Prehistory.

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

"I'm just saying, maybe we wouldn't need the swords if we didn't wear these clothes."

OOG & SONS HUNTING & GATHERING

A watch face with Stonehenge

The Da Vinci Cod

Og invents the first 'X' box. . . and inadvertently invents the first i pad.

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

You're my Venus

The First Sentence Fragment: 'Hey, don't -'

'You know, there's no need to reinvent the rock.'

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

The Invention of the Wheel

Adult Barbershop

Blue Haired Lady in Ballgown

The Dandy

I'm With Stooped

The discoverer of fire meets the discoverer of marijuana

4 Reasons People Love Oktoberfest

'Timothy-Rex! Stop playing with the food!'

"In two million years from now people like me will still be very rich tanks to idiots like you!"