Historical Train Fan Gifts

Noisy Train

Paul Klee

Ancient Racing

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

Omar Khayyam Meets Trader Joe

Stephen Spender.

A watch face with Stonehenge

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

'This Mouse is going to be huge!'

Ticket - At the Theatre in the Hay Market - The Authors Benefit Pasquin.

'Golfers rowing a viking longboat.'

Silver Sufferer - husband looking at steam trains on the internet, wife bored in background

Davy Crocat

"Occasionally he lobs a brick at the cat."

Still a Disappointment to his Mother

Nikolai Rimsky-Korsakov.

August Comte

Penny Farthing Tricycle

'Yeah, Kirby, it hurts like hell, but dang if I can't stop wigglin' it.'

"I call it the 'Call Bell', to be rung only for emergencies, like, running out of Coke or something."

Christopher Marlowe

The first in-flight meal: "Care for some soup?"

For celebrities, Orville and Wilbur Wright are awfully friendly. Yeah, they're just "plane" folks!

Ludwig van Beethoven

The Little Engine...who gives up: 'I know I can't.'

"Where did this thing come from? It's a major trip hazard if you ask me!"

Pablo Picasso

A husband and wife who have fallen off of their bicycle

Man pushes stalled car off railroad track just in time! (sort of)

Accident

Union Troops Foraging for Supplementary Rations in Louisiana

Philosopher

John Donne.

Benedictus de Spinoza

The Little Engine that Couldn't Care Less