Railway Fan Gifts

"Come on. We've got to get our business on-line"

'You know, I think the 9:35 was my train. And here I was waiting for the 2135.'

Accident

Man pushes stalled car off railroad track just in time! (sort of)

Magician can't find his ticket.

'What zip code are we in now?'

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

"It was rated on all the travel websites. 'Best economy tour'."

Caliologist

' Can I borrow change for the bus? With the cost of gas, I just can't justify buzzing around the city in that thing.'

"At this time I'd like to welcome our gold-medallion passengers on board."

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

Safest Airline in The World

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

Migration Music

Ancient taxi

Silver Sufferer - husband looking at steam trains on the internet, wife bored in background

"Circumstances being what they are, I've redesigned the logo."

'Well, if they don't go chuff chuff anymore. . . how do they go?'

Bev puts on an old favorite

Inflatable car

"Looks like you've got some competition."

Pound sign on rail tracks.

"I forgot I was on automatic pilot and crashed into the church steeple!"

Airbus

'This is your passenger speaking. Where the hell is my coffee?!'

The Bus Stop.

Folkstone. - Arrival of the Boulogne boat. Wind S.W.

"Another flight of fancy."

'Tickets, please.'