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'What zip code are we in now?'

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

'This Mouse is going to be huge!'

Caliologist

"At this time I'd like to welcome our gold-medallion passengers on board."

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

'This kind of thing will never take off.'

'Your direction is good! Now try for distance.'

'I'd do better if I knew all the words you know!'

On holiday...

"He keeps touching me!"

Canada Goose

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

Migration Music

It's a tradition. On hole number 1 in the first round of the season, Ernie always says that's the best shot I've hit this year!

"Last weekend I went to Orlando for the DisneyWorld re-opening."

Bev puts on an old favorite

"Circumstances being what they are, I've redesigned the logo."

"Occasionally he lobs a brick at the cat."

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

"Looks like you've got some competition."

Airbus

"You know how it goes: Those who can, do, those who can't, teach..."

"I forgot I was on automatic pilot and crashed into the church steeple!"

Happy Pilot flying fast plane.

'This is your passenger speaking. Where the hell is my coffee?!'

A bendy-cow.