Airship Fan Gifts

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

...and then I...wait....What's that?? Whoa! We're on a spaceship! This is fun! Hey! What's this button do? Can I pull this lever? Are we there yet? Take a selfie with us? Do we get snacks? Can I drive? Are we there yet? Something we said? Just imagine if we'd been obnoxious!

'What zip code are we in now?'

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

"I never dreamed we'd migrate."

"Yes, go and play, but be careful, there are a few thermals around: make sure you're not lifted too high..."

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

Noah's Ark/Single's Cruise

I travelled to get away from it all. All I got away from was my luggage.

"I've heard this airline's got some unusual inflight entertainment."

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

Caliologist

In addition to dusting crops, McWit now rotates them.

Pirates

'This kind of thing will never take off.'

Safest Airline in The World

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

Migration Music

'It's great to get away from the rat race!'

Landlubbers ONLY!

Oceanographer

"Looks like you've got some competition."

"Occasionally he lobs a brick at the cat."

Bev puts on an old favorite

"I love it when they come with warning labels."

'It's the last time you get shore leave on your own!'

Airbus

"I forgot I was on automatic pilot and crashed into the church steeple!"

'This is your passenger speaking. Where the hell is my coffee?!'

Happy Pilot flying fast plane.

Pirate Captain Wears Pirate Slogan T-Shirt

"You know how it goes: Those who can, do, those who can't, teach..."

Whale lifts up submarine out of the water.

Captain Bligh, we refuse to swab the deck with paper towels! Near Great Movies: "Mutiny Over the Bounty."