Submarine Fan Gifts

'Uh, Captain, I think we may be off course.'

'The first person to breath in gets no food for a week!'

Whale lifts up submarine out of the water.

'What zip code are we in now?'

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

"Well, if you didn't do anything in North Korea, then why do they keep launching missiles at us?"

Dog flying with a drone backpack is attacking another drone delivering the mail.

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

'...and another thing - why do I always have to sleep in the wet spot?'

Pirates

Migration Music

"So far so good, Bill's reverse psychology was working: no contenders had challenged him..."

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

'He made me jump through hoops, but I got the job...'

Bev puts on an old favorite

Harbor Hotel: 'Absolutely NO swashbuckling after 10 PM'.

Octopus gets tickled pink

"Looks like you've got some competition."

'I've got one of those wobbly forwards trolleys!'

Landlubbers ONLY!

"I love it when they come with warning labels."

'It's the last time you get shore leave on your own!'

Jellyfish ventriloquists,

Walter The Sea Monster

Airbus

Pirate Captain Wears Pirate Slogan T-Shirt

"I forgot I was on automatic pilot and crashed into the church steeple!"

"I said, we're gettin' low on ice."

'I blame my careers advisor. In a species whose teeth are continually replaced, there just isn't much call for dentistry.'

'GPS systems don't work under water, so my job as a pilot fish is quite secure...'