Boat Fan Gifts

'She certainly was a good ship.'

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Halfway across the Hudson River Billy Joe realized he wasn't going to Elvis Island.

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"Marco ..."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

Fish with a human in a bowl.

I told you we were late!

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

'I just know I'm going to get a bite soon.'

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

'Just a couple more and we'll call it a day.'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

Fresh fish

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

"I can't believe this! Is there anyone here who isn't too chicken to jump?"

Fish mobsters.

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'

Pirates

"I'm not kidding: I am feline too and I do love swimming!"

'My horoscope said I would be taking a long trip today.'