Nautical Fan Gifts

"You tell him that you find the flag offensive."

"I'm sure looking forward to meeting the new management."

Pirate Captain Wears Pirate Slogan T-Shirt

"Well I think it looks nice"

"Get that leg back on the table immediately!"

"And could I have my coffee now?"

A pirate ship skate park

Few moments in sailing compare in majesty to the Shriners Sunset Regatta

"...But we would still be happy to write you a letter of recommendation any time."

Cruise Lines. We had to stop our match because there are too many sunbathers around. So, you're not playing with a full deck.

Sea-Side Saturday Evening - The Arrival of the Husbands' Boat.

Landlubbers ONLY!

'You'll have to excuse Pat; she hates to see champagne go to waste.'

'It's the last time you get shore leave on your own!'

Submarine Delivery

Pirates

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Cat chases mouse across a Zeppelin.

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

1688: Pirate Dentistry - "Say ARR!"

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

'It's great to get away from the rat race!'

'Your iceberg salad, Captain!'

Oceanographer

Harbor Hotel: 'Absolutely NO swashbuckling after 10 PM'.

Overweight Passenger on a Boat

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Captain Bligh, we refuse to swab the deck with paper towels! Near Great Movies: "Mutiny Over the Bounty."

"Yeah, you win! I only have five prehensile limbs myself..."

A comment on the Gold Rush.

Submarine Attacks