Nautical Art Fan Gifts

'Slick in a bottle'

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

1688: Pirate Dentistry - "Say ARR!"

Pirates

'It's great to get away from the rat race!'

Oceanographer

Landlubbers ONLY!

'Your iceberg salad, Captain!'

'It's the last time you get shore leave on your own!'

Harbor Hotel: 'Absolutely NO swashbuckling after 10 PM'.

Artist - Portfolio, Starboardfolio

Pirate Captain Wears Pirate Slogan T-Shirt

A comment on the Gold Rush.

Captain Bligh, we refuse to swab the deck with paper towels! Near Great Movies: "Mutiny Over the Bounty."

Submarine Attacks

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Overweight Passenger on a Boat

"I'm sure looking forward to meeting the new management."

'No, no, no - I said do me a ship in a bottle'

'I just think it might be a bit too jolly for the captain's taste.'

Hmmm, white meat or dark...

"Stop repeating everything I say birdbrain!"

"Seriously, Mittens, let's let this one go."

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"Serious drinkers recommend hanging on to the maraschino."

Spin the turtle.

"Rats, we can't bow ride this one: it's a hovercraft..."

"Well I think it looks nice"

'I bought my peg - leg from a gypsy.'

'My God! There isn't room to swing YOU in here!'

'After it was decommissioned, I bought it at an auction. I just hope I'll be able to put her on the small lake I live on.'

'You'll have to excuse Pat; she hates to see champagne go to waste.'

Colossus of Rhode Island

'I don't know why, but suddenly I have a craving for SALTWATER TAFFY.'