Nautical Fans Gifts

Hmmm, white meat or dark...

Big Bob's bait shop: Free Body piercing

Harbor Hotel: 'Absolutely NO swashbuckling after 10 PM'.

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

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Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

1688: Pirate Dentistry - "Say ARR!"

Pirates

'I think he wants you to play ball!'

'It's great to get away from the rat race!'

'Your iceberg salad, Captain!'

Landlubbers ONLY!

Oceanographer

'It's the last time you get shore leave on your own!'

Pirate Captain Wears Pirate Slogan T-Shirt

A comment on the Gold Rush.

Captain Bligh, we refuse to swab the deck with paper towels! Near Great Movies: "Mutiny Over the Bounty."

Overweight Passenger on a Boat

Submarine Attacks

"I'm sure looking forward to meeting the new management."

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

'She certainly was a good ship.'

'Are you sure those are dolphins?'

"Serious drinkers recommend hanging on to the maraschino."

"Well I think it looks nice"

"What does it look like I'm looking for?"

'You'll have to excuse Pat; she hates to see champagne go to waste.'

'After it was decommissioned, I bought it at an auction. I just hope I'll be able to put her on the small lake I live on.'

Sea-Side Saturday Evening - The Arrival of the Husbands' Boat.

"I already had the snorkel, so I figured, why not!"

Cheating Sperm

Submarine and Mermaid

"That's Tom, he spends most of his game in the water hazards."

'My God! There isn't room to swing YOU in here!'