Nautical Golf Fans Gifts

"That's Tom, he spends most of his game in the water hazards."

Boat wedding.

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

Fishing boat.

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

1688: Pirate Dentistry - "Say ARR!"

Pirates

The Queen Mary 2: World's largest ocean liner.

'If he starts early enough, he could be the next Rory Mcilroy.'

"Sure, but Mrs. Noah did make some design changes while you were out collecting beasties."

'It's great to get away from the rat race!'

Harbor Hotel: 'Absolutely NO swashbuckling after 10 PM'.

'Your iceberg salad, Captain!'

Oceanographer

Landlubbers ONLY!

'It's the last time you get shore leave on your own!'

STRIP Golfer turned Javelin thrower

Pirate Captain Wears Pirate Slogan T-Shirt

Captain Bligh, we refuse to swab the deck with paper towels! Near Great Movies: "Mutiny Over the Bounty."

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Sailors Scrubbing the Decks

Overweight Passenger on a Boat

Aye, maybe I shouldn't get dressed in the dark.

"This is how I'd like to remember the Hamptons - with someone's golf Rolex sticking out of the sand."

'Help me get it into the tartar sauce.'

"I'm sure looking forward to meeting the new management."

"Sometimes it sucks to be the Captain."

'I see lot's of water...'

"We hooked up on one of those 'buoy meets girl' sites."

Hand Sanitiser in the Middle of the Ocean

'They're like saltines - leave 'em in the water too long, they get mushy.'

I thought we should hoist the "Polly" Roger!