Nautical Golfer Gifts

Fisherman finds golf kit

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

'Cannonball!'

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

Captain steering house through flood.

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

Pirates double up as a scratching post.

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Farmer and FIsherman

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

"Shall I let them breathe."

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

Fish or Cut Bait

Lighthouse Beam.

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

Golf lessons

Pirate School: 'Today mateys we are going to study the three aarrrsss.'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

Golfer wears 'How's my driving?' t-shirt.

Going to Sea.

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

Ship upsidedown in a bottle has rescue boat in bottle next to it.

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'