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Fisherman finds golf kit

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

'The church says the Earth is flat, but I know that it is round for I have seen the shadow on the Moon, and I have more faith in a shadow than in the Church.'

Cutaway view of Ocean liner.

'Cannonball!'

Viking on beach with rubber ring shaped like viking ship.

"I think I've figured out why we can't find the marina."

Packed boats of families on a seaside holidays

"Harry—Let's get brunch and day drink."

"This cruise is getting a very stern review from me, I can tell you."

'All I want for Valentine's Day is a Greek fisherman's cap.'

'Heavy seas tonight, Mom...'

Captain steering house through flood.

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

'You're about to see a drive for the ages!'

'Isn't he supposed to sit on your shoulder Captain?'

Pirates double up as a scratching post.

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Farmer and FIsherman

Golfer hanging from tree branch to play difficult shot.

"Shall I let them breathe."

"Entweder Fisch oder Fleisch"

Lighthouse Beam.

'He refuses to leave without the tree and their son.'

'Yes, I do a lot of rowing. How could you tell?'

'That strange smell, George.. is FRESH AIR!'

Golf lessons

Pirate School: 'Today mateys we are going to study the three aarrrsss.'

'Just in case there is an accident.'

'Clem,the doctor told you to get away and relax.'

It is my mother's, she uses it as an anchor for our yacht.

'...the storm raged and the doctor got drunk to steady his nerves..'

'It's not a desert island - it's Australia.'

'That must be the 'Jolly Roger' they're always on about.'