Coastal Golfer T-Shirts

The 'Gulf' Coast League.

'Two hundred and nineteen.'

"You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!"

Golf lessons

Golfer wears 'How's my driving?' t-shirt.

Getting to the ER saved my life...early retirement.

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

'I don't care if you do need practice hitting out of the sand. The cat needs her litter box!'

A man plays golf by the sea

The Uncle Vinnie Insomnia Open

'I wonder why my master never makes it into the Master's Tournament?'

Delusional Golfer's Optical Illusion

'Don't move.'

"Hey, take me home with you! Position me at a slight angle next to the elegant glass soap dispenser in the guest bathroom. It'll look great, you'll see!"

Man in artic weather playing sport with snow balls

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

Elderly beachcomber sees conch shell, unaware there is a hook attached.

"How'd it happen?

"Apparently, the golf clothes and expensive golf clubs didn't help you play better."

Replacement Lighthouse

"After the truffle season peaks, we like to kick back and do a little clamming."

"Duh!"

"Your kind of course, dad."

A man holding a golf club eying up his shot

"Leave some shells for less fortunate children."

'First time I've seen the club go farther than the ball.'

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Dog fetching golf ball

'Which club do I use for a hole in one?'

"My handicap? I'm a poor loser."

"A preliminary census report indicates that for the first time in our nation's history female anthropologists out-number male professional golfers."

Ocean sounds $1.00

'Where's your other glove?'

I never realized what a bad golfer I was until somebody else kept score. Club House.

"He,he!. . . Some guy on the ninth hole is going crazy looking for this!"

"On the web it clearly said, 'one mile from the beach'."