Nautical Golf Fans T-Shirts

"That's Tom, he spends most of his game in the water hazards."

Boat wedding.

Fishing boat.

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

'I told my wife she had to choose between me and that precious boat of her's. She called my bluff. Can I sleep on your couch?'

A large yacht carries a small wood house.

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

1688: Pirate Dentistry - "Say ARR!"

Pirates

The Queen Mary 2: World's largest ocean liner.

"Sure, but Mrs. Noah did make some design changes while you were out collecting beasties."

'If he starts early enough, he could be the next Rory Mcilroy.'

'It's great to get away from the rat race!'

STRIP Golfer turned Javelin thrower

'It's the last time you get shore leave on your own!'

Landlubbers ONLY!

'Your iceberg salad, Captain!'

Oceanographer

Harbor Hotel: 'Absolutely NO swashbuckling after 10 PM'.

Pirate Captain Wears Pirate Slogan T-Shirt

Sailors Scrubbing the Decks

Overweight Passenger on a Boat

"This is how I'd like to remember the Hamptons - with someone's golf Rolex sticking out of the sand."

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'Help me get it into the tartar sauce.'

"I'm sure looking forward to meeting the new management."

'I see lot's of water...'

"Sometimes it sucks to be the Captain."

"We hooked up on one of those 'buoy meets girl' sites."

'They're like saltines - leave 'em in the water too long, they get mushy.'

Hand Sanitiser in the Middle of the Ocean

Hmmm, white meat or dark...