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Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Fishing from the Pier

Ski kicker.

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'

As you like it - One way of catching fish

The Nor'easter Bunny.

"That one's for higher-skilled plank walkers."

'I've battened down the TV to protect us from weather reports.'

Fisherman tricks a visitor into thinking a huge buoy is a fishing float for giant fish.

Scarecrow Directions

'This is your idea of converting your boat to a sailboat, a sheet? And while we're on the topic, is that one of my good sheets?'

'Okay, this is the scene where the bear becomes a parachute.'

"I can't understand why you're getting no signal down here? There's plenty of Hotspots!"

Hunting the elusive balloon whale.

"What's the limit on these things?"

"All you cockroaches, …. When he tries to listen to the ocean, … run as fast as you can into his ear."

"Are you any good at closing a sail."

"I think the lighthouse keeper is having a little fun with us, sir."

School Crossing

'Well, you're right, you're not touching the ball with your hands, so the Ref can't penalize you...'

A pirate fishes using his hook.

Diver leaps from water like a dolphin to retrieve a fish.

"Well, I did say we'd be taking boat out."

'Sure, that's a boat, but there's no motor.'

'You're cheating. You're not playing the cards I dealt you.'

Revenge of the Fish

'Fancy a banana split?'

"Okay, on the count of three...you go that way, I'll go this way."

'Been in advertising long?' man asks painter, who's painting a pile of rubbish as a beautiful countryside scene.

'He's just messing with your mind.'

'Boys the strong arm stuff is over. This is Ronald. Ronald is a hacker.'

'...a little higher and to the right.'