Nautical Prankster T-Shirts

As you like it - One way of catching fish

"What's the limit on these things?"

'...I told you that you can't christen a toy boat!'

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

Fishing from the Pier

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

'Throw me back and I'll tell you where a 12-pounder is hiding.'

'Don't you think they'd be better off in the water?'

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

'I told you that parrot didn't know how to navigate.'

The Nor'easter Bunny.

"That one's for higher-skilled plank walkers."

'How are they biting?'

"Kayakers Fred! Let's surface next to them and check the look on their faces!"

Fisherman tricks a visitor into thinking a huge buoy is a fishing float for giant fish.

"Here he comes! Don't move."

"Not exactly a snowman!"

"Isn't that Hank's mask?"

"Someday son, this will be all oars."

Hunting the elusive balloon whale.

"I think the lighthouse keeper is having a little fun with us, sir."

"Warning! The fish in this lake are very smart!!"

'Old fart and the sea'

It looks like you been fighting. You should take an anchor management class.

"All you cockroaches, …. When he tries to listen to the ocean, … run as fast as you can into his ear."

"Let's just make random clicking noises: it will keep the scientists busy for years trying to decipher our language..."

School Crossing

"Are you any good at closing a sail."

A pirate fishes using his hook.

It has the capabilities of a smartphone. I call it the "iPatch"!

"You're a bottlenose dolphin – find me a bottle!"