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Crow's nest has scarecrow.

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

"Do we have to go to the beach? I think the airline mixed up my luggage."

Crew Goofs Off While Out Of Sight

Fishing from the Pier

"Actually, I used them as collateral for a loan."

'Throw me back and I'll tell you where a 12-pounder is hiding.'

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

"And so if the pillage numbers don't improve this quarter, I have just one word for you: waterskis."

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

'I'm sorry, did you say you wanted to try fresh sugarcane.'

"They said whatever you left in Las Vegas, stays in Las Vegas."

As you like it - One way of catching fish

"A large donation usually calms him down."

"Kayakers Fred! Let's surface next to them and check the look on their faces!"

'I wouldn't have brought the cat if I'd know he had to be naked too.'

'How are they biting?'

"I learned how to pack small. I bought Brad a big suitcase."

"Isn't that Hank's mask?"

"Not exactly a snowman!"

'Those new airport scanners can see through clothes!'

"There's nothing wrong with the ship. We just got a better offer."

Showing a little leg wasn't getting him anywhere.

"I think the lighthouse keeper is having a little fun with us, sir."

"All you cockroaches, …. When he tries to listen to the ocean, … run as fast as you can into his ear."

"Warning! The fish in this lake are very smart!!"

"What's the limit on these things?"

'Old fart and the sea'

'Help.'

Defense Contractor, Inc. Research and Development. It's a portable bathroom for navy ships. Heads will roll!

Oh, hey, want me to take that?

"Let's just make random clicking noises: it will keep the scientists busy for years trying to decipher our language..."

Another Disappointment for Captain Ahab

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