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"Well, I did say we'd be taking boat out."

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

'Maybe it should be funnier...'

Fishing from the Pier

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

'Throw me back and I'll tell you where a 12-pounder is hiding.'

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

Lighthouse powered by batteries.

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

As you like it - One way of catching fish

The Nor'easter Bunny.

We interrupt today's "The Price is Right" episode to bring you breaking news … Weeks ago, the Hubble telescope spotted a rogue planet the size of Venus plummeting through the solar system on a collision course with earth. It turns out it was actually just a prank involving two very bored ISS astronauts and a grapefruit. Breaking News!!!!! Maybe we should send them to Mars after all. One of them seems to have scrawled "Around and around and around and around" all over his space suit, in crayon.

'How are they biting?'

"Here he comes! Don't move."

"Kayakers Fred! Let's surface next to them and check the look on their faces!"

Fisherman tricks a visitor into thinking a huge buoy is a fishing float for giant fish.

Angry pirate looking at angry parrot (wearing diaper) on his shoulder.

"Isn't that Hank's mask?"

'It's bad news for the cabin boy.'

"Say, does anyone here know how to tie a sailor's knot?"

'After paying for the boat, it's insurance, the docking and gas, I couldn't afford a trailer.'

Hunting the elusive balloon whale.

"Warning! The fish in this lake are very smart!!"

It looks like you been fighting. You should take an anchor management class.

"Let's just make random clicking noises: it will keep the scientists busy for years trying to decipher our language..."

'Old fart and the sea'

School Crossing

"I think the lighthouse keeper is having a little fun with us, sir."

"What's the limit on these things?"

When Astronomers Party.

A pirate fishes using his hook.

Parachute Landing in Field

A yacht being followed by sharks.

Revenge of the Fish