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"That was so funny the first time he missed. Give it up, Lenny."

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

"Any idea how long your family might be visiting?"

Fishing from the Pier

'Throw me back and I'll tell you where a 12-pounder is hiding.'

'Distracting the fish.'

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

As you like it - One way of catching fish

"Here he comes! Don't move."

'I'll have a Martini, Jack. Extra dry.'

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans

'How are they biting?'

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

"Not exactly a snowman!"

A child plots to frighten his father with a fake shark fin.

"Isn't that Hank's mask?"

"What's the limit on these things?"

"Warning! The fish in this lake are very smart!!"

"Let's just make random clicking noises: it will keep the scientists busy for years trying to decipher our language..."

Diving into a Fake Pool

"I think the lighthouse keeper is having a little fun with us, sir."

"All you cockroaches, …. When he tries to listen to the ocean, … run as fast as you can into his ear."

'I don't care if your mother did insist you wear it to swimming lessons, go and take it off!'

"Well, I did say we'd be taking boat out."

'Well, so much for Hennessey. ... But from now on, don't make anyone dribble too close to the piranha tank.'

"I attract all the crypts."

'Wow! I thought that Charlie was just horsing around.'

Crow's nest has scarecrow.

Revenge of the Fish