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Oh Bugger !

Fishing from the Pier

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

'Distracting the fish.'

'Mom! -- Spot's skinny-dipping again!'

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

"I caught a snapping turtle. I hope you're not sitting on him."

The waterslides are fun, but the water seesaw, not so much.

Synchronized Diving: 10 & under division.

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

"Negative net force puts object in motion. Positive net force will be applied when Digby apologizes for eating my yoghurt."

As you like it - One way of catching fish

Synchronized Swim Team - Shark in the Water.

'How are they biting?'

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

"Here he comes! Don't move."

'Can't you read?!'

'...How much did he pay you to sneak in here and take his fitness test?'

A child plots to frighten his father with a fake shark fin.

The Jim Carrey of fish is a real cutup in shool!

"Not exactly a snowman!"

'Old fart and the sea'

Diving into a Fake Pool

"Warning! The fish in this lake are very smart!!"

"Let's just make random clicking noises: it will keep the scientists busy for years trying to decipher our language..."

"All you cockroaches, …. When he tries to listen to the ocean, … run as fast as you can into his ear."

'No fair cheating, Mr. Carpenter.'

"What's the limit on these things?"

I don't care if it's a better workout, I'm not wearing ankle weights.

"Get out of the kiddy pool Dad."

'I don't care if your mother did insist you wear it to swimming lessons, go and take it off!'

'Wow! I thought that Charlie was just horsing around.'

Revenge of the Fish