Swimming Prankster T-Shirts

Oh Bugger !

Fishing from the Pier

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

'Distracting the fish.'

'Mom! -- Spot's skinny-dipping again!'

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

"Negative net force puts object in motion. Positive net force will be applied when Digby apologizes for eating my yoghurt."

As you like it - One way of catching fish

'How are they biting?'

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans

"Here he comes! Don't move."

'...How much did he pay you to sneak in here and take his fitness test?'

A child plots to frighten his father with a fake shark fin.

"Not exactly a snowman!"

"What's the limit on these things?"

"Warning! The fish in this lake are very smart!!"

"Let's just make random clicking noises: it will keep the scientists busy for years trying to decipher our language..."

"All you cockroaches, …. When he tries to listen to the ocean, … run as fast as you can into his ear."

'No fair cheating, Mr. Carpenter.'

Diving into a Fake Pool

"Get out of the kiddy pool Dad."

'Old fart and the sea'

'I don't care if your mother did insist you wear it to swimming lessons, go and take it off!'

"I attract all the crypts."

Revenge of the Fish

'Wow! I thought that Charlie was just horsing around.'