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Fishing from the Pier

'Throw me back and I'll tell you where a 12-pounder is hiding.'

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

'Distracting the fish.'

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

"I caught a snapping turtle. I hope you're not sitting on him."

Synchronized Diving: 10 & under division.

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

As you like it - One way of catching fish

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans

'How are they biting?'

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

"Here he comes! Don't move."

'Hello, Ralph? Come on over and bring a ladder, I have one up a tree.'

A child plots to frighten his father with a fake shark fin.

"Isn't that Hank's mask?"

'Okay, Jimmy, you're been in there way too long now...'

"Not exactly a snowman!"

"We're studying Walden Pond today."

The Jim Carrey of fish is a real cutup in shool!

"I think the lighthouse keeper is having a little fun with us, sir."

"Warning! The fish in this lake are very smart!!"

Diving into a Fake Pool

I've never seen octopi in a school. They were all expelled for making armpit noises!

'Old fart and the sea'

"What's the limit on these things?"

"All you cockroaches, …. When he tries to listen to the ocean, … run as fast as you can into his ear."

I don't care if it's a better workout, I'm not wearing ankle weights.

"Let's just make random clicking noises: it will keep the scientists busy for years trying to decipher our language..."

'I don't care if your mother did insist you wear it to swimming lessons, go and take it off!'

Jello in the diving pool.

"Well, I did say we'd be taking boat out."