Water Adventure Prankster Gifts

Danger Loose Chippings

Fishing from the Pier

'Throw me back and I'll tell you where a 12-pounder is hiding.'

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

'Distracting the fish.'

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

As you like it - One way of catching fish

'How are they biting?'

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

'Hello, Ralph? Come on over and bring a ladder, I have one up a tree.'

"Here he comes! Don't move."

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans

'Okay, Jimmy, you're been in there way too long now...'

"Isn't that Hank's mask?"

"Not exactly a snowman!"

"We're studying Walden Pond today."

A child plots to frighten his father with a fake shark fin.

Diving into a Fake Pool

"Let's just make random clicking noises: it will keep the scientists busy for years trying to decipher our language..."

"All you cockroaches, …. When he tries to listen to the ocean, … run as fast as you can into his ear."

"What's the limit on these things?"

'Old fart and the sea'

"I think the lighthouse keeper is having a little fun with us, sir."

"Warning! The fish in this lake are very smart!!"

'I don't care if your mother did insist you wear it to swimming lessons, go and take it off!'

Crow's nest has scarecrow.

"Well, I did say we'd be taking boat out."