Water Sport Prankster Gifts

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

Fishing from the Pier

'Throw me back and I'll tell you where a 12-pounder is hiding.'

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

'Distracting the fish.'

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

As you like it - One way of catching fish

'It's not a sales chart. It's a diagram of the mountain we use to test our skis.'

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

'How are they biting?'

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans

"Here he comes! Don't move."

A child plots to frighten his father with a fake shark fin.

"Isn't that Hank's mask?"

"Not exactly a snowman!"

'Old fart and the sea'

"Warning! The fish in this lake are very smart!!"

Diving into a Fake Pool

"Let's just make random clicking noises: it will keep the scientists busy for years trying to decipher our language..."

"All you cockroaches, …. When he tries to listen to the ocean, … run as fast as you can into his ear."

"What's the limit on these things?"

'I don't care if your mother did insist you wear it to swimming lessons, go and take it off!'

"I attract all the crypts."

Revenge of the Fish

"Well, I did say we'd be taking boat out."

'Wow! I thought that Charlie was just horsing around.'

Oh Bugger !