Water Sport Prankster Gifts

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

Fishing from the Pier

'Throw me back and I'll tell you where a 12-pounder is hiding.'

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

'Distracting the fish.'

'The trick to scaring surfers is to only show your dorsal fin when you surface next to them...'

Sawfish cuts through the oars of row boat.

Synchronized Diving: 10 & under division.

"I caught a snapping turtle. I hope you're not sitting on him."

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

As you like it - One way of catching fish

Synchronized Swim Team - Shark in the Water.

'It's not a sales chart. It's a diagram of the mountain we use to test our skis.'

'How are they biting?'

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

"Here he comes! Don't move."

The Jim Carrey of fish is a real cutup in shool!

A child plots to frighten his father with a fake shark fin.

"Isn't that Hank's mask?"

"Not exactly a snowman!"

'Old fart and the sea'

"Warning! The fish in this lake are very smart!!"

I don't care if it's a better workout, I'm not wearing ankle weights.

I've never seen octopi in a school. They were all expelled for making armpit noises!

Diving into a Fake Pool

"Let's just make random clicking noises: it will keep the scientists busy for years trying to decipher our language..."

"What's the limit on these things?"

"All you cockroaches, …. When he tries to listen to the ocean, … run as fast as you can into his ear."

'I don't care if your mother did insist you wear it to swimming lessons, go and take it off!'

"I attract all the crypts."

Revenge of the Fish

Jello in the diving pool.

'Wow! I thought that Charlie was just horsing around.'

"Well, I did say we'd be taking boat out."