Pool Prank Enthusiast Gifts

'Distracting the fish.'

A Guide to Balloon Animals

"They look like pickles."

'Sorry, miss. It seems to be stuck!'

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

Stupid Cupid.

'Mom! -- Spot's skinny-dipping again!'

SWAT Team (going in to catch a fly).

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

"I caught a snapping turtle. I hope you're not sitting on him."

Synchronized Diving: 10 & under division.

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

Synchronized Swim Team - Shark in the Water.

"Hey Kevin! Care to enter the office football pool!"

Semi-naked A stripped Semi-trailer Truck sunbathing by the pool naked

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans

Chick Billiard Ball

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

Crane arm is lowering to pick up man in the telephone box next to arcade game.

"Okay, which one of you guys filled my bowling ball with helium?"

A child plots to frighten his father with a fake shark fin.

'Is it just me, or does this water feel unnaturally warm?'

'It's an own goal!'

Bomb's Away

'Old fart and the sea'

Diving into a Fake Pool

I don't care if it's a better workout, I'm not wearing ankle weights.

"I'll be glad when I get rid of this handover!"

Swimming with dad

'I don't care if your mother did insist you wear it to swimming lessons, go and take it off!'

Ah heck, don't complain now! This is just the 'Warm-up'!

'Wow! I thought that Charlie was just horsing around.'

'Danae is outside unscrupulously taking advantage of gullible people...'