Pool Pranksters Gifts

Synchronized Swim Team - Shark in the Water.

Retirement homes' 'pill fight'.

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

'Distracting the fish.'

'Mom! -- Spot's skinny-dipping again!'

"We can speak freely now. I've encrypted the line."

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"That's the deep end."

"I caught a snapping turtle. I hope you're not sitting on him."

Someone's going to have to tell him he's adopted...

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

Synchronized Diving: 10 & under division.

'You sure your dad won't mind if we use his silicone spray?'

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

Back to the Holidays

'Let's just keep quiet about this, and maybe some terrorist group will claim credit.'

"Hey Kevin! Care to enter the office football pool?"

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans

Children in a Nursery.

Remember, when we show mommy, we pretend this was your idea, ok?

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

'No problem Mr. Billings, just drop your shorts and let me take a sniff around there.'

'Stop fooling around, I can hear my dad coming out of the shower...'

"I'm ready to play Hide and go Seek."

'I am unable to find the words to respond to that.'

Children must be accompanied by an adult.

A child plots to frighten his father with a fake shark fin.

"So there's this big Mother...."

'Is it just me, or does this water feel unnaturally warm?'

"Not exactly a snowman!"

"Shouldn't hide treats in your back pocket with a dog that big."

I love this age: Old enough to know better, young enough to get away with it. Ketchup.

Hide and Seek

Modern animal communication

The Old Good Cop/Bad Cop Routine.