Pool Party Prankster Gifts

"I don't get it! They build pools, but they freak out when they are used..."

Beach con-man.

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

'Distracting the fish.'

'Mom! -- Spot's skinny-dipping again!'

Snorkeling: A Dollar A Minute

Lightest beer on the market. Carbonated with helium.

Synchronized Diving: 10 & under division.

"I caught a snapping turtle. I hope you're not sitting on him."

"The peasants have lost all respect for the moat."

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

Ants stealing from the picnic.

Clown applying mustard to balloon hotdog.

"Holy smoke. What kind of frosting is that?"

Clown Inhaling Laughing Gas

Stag night high jinks.

Synchronized Swim Team - Shark in the Water.

Paratrooper landed in tree just as boy swinging at pinata.

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans

A Piñata has gone rogue during the celebrations at a Birthday party knocking out most of the Family members

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

These were Bob's colleagues, all right, but clearly they hadn't received Funny Fred's global e-mail.

'They go on a lot of picnics.'

'Did you make a wish?'

'I guess it's true what they say: spirits just don't mix'

'Is it just me, or does this water feel unnaturally warm?'

"Not exactly a snowman!"

A child plots to frighten his father with a fake shark fin.

"That! That's why I don't like Alfresco dining!"

You put sparkling water in the WHAT?

'I'm calling you a cab.'

Ostritch Gangsters.

Christmas Hat Tree

'That's the last time I ask Janice to book the stripper for the office party.'

Pinata Pranks