Pool Party Punster Gifts

The old geezer was feeling a bit de-flated!

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Bring your own inflatable.

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

The Perfect Cannonball

'I made them during the blizzard in January. Whad'ya say we go liven up my sister's pool party?'

'Is the water cold?'

"Mom! Dad! Do something!"

Synchronized Diving: 10 & under division.

"The peasants have lost all respect for the moat."

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

"My fella was chucked out of the water-birth for running around the pool and bombing."

"If global warming is a left wing plot... it's a very good one."

"Hey Kevin! Care to enter the office football pool?"

"Uh oh. The almanac indicates an early fall - here's a back-to-school on page one!"

The Interloper.

"Hey Kevin! Care to enter the office football pool!"

Santa entering a pool for a swim

"We don’t need to keep up with the Joneses – we are the Joneses!"

"Maybe we should follow that guy..."

Hands off my IP

"I know it's hot out, but it's way too warm in here."

'Not that sort of pool party.'

Fisherman catches swimmer.

Shark in the swimming pool.

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: When your new best friends down the street install a swimming pool.

Swordfishes Playing 'Pin the Tail on the Donkey'

'Okay, Jimmy, you're been in there way too long now...'

A couple of polar bears enjoy their new swimming pool - a refurbished igloo . . .

"Yes Spooner, I said 'pool party'."

'Remember, kids never over inflate your water wings.'

"Dude, you gotta get out here and clean this pool more often."

A child plots to frighten his father with a fake shark fin.