Pool Party Punster Pillows

The old geezer was feeling a bit de-flated!

'Harold, when was the last time you cleaned the pool?!'

Bring your own inflatable.

Gondolier skimming up leaves in pool.

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

The Perfect Cannonball

"Mom! Dad! Do something!"

'Is the water cold?'

"The peasants have lost all respect for the moat."

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

"My fella was chucked out of the water-birth for running around the pool and bombing."

"If global warming is a left wing plot... it's a very good one."

"Hey Kevin! Care to enter the office football pool?"

"Uh oh. The almanac indicates an early fall - here's a back-to-school on page one!"

The Interloper.

"Hey Kevin! Care to enter the office football pool!"

"Maybe we should follow that guy..."

Hands off my IP

"We don’t need to keep up with the Joneses – we are the Joneses!"

Santa entering a pool for a swim

"I know it's hot out, but it's way too warm in here."

'Not that sort of pool party.'

Fisherman catches swimmer.

A child plots to frighten his father with a fake shark fin.

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: When your new best friends down the street install a swimming pool.

"Yes Spooner, I said 'pool party'."

'Okay, Jimmy, you're been in there way too long now...'

'Remember, kids never over inflate your water wings.'

Shark in the swimming pool.

"Dude, you gotta get out here and clean this pool more often."

A couple of polar bears enjoy their new swimming pool - a refurbished igloo . . .

Swordfishes Playing 'Pin the Tail on the Donkey'