Poolside Punster Pillows

'The kidney shape was a cool idea. Reminds us what you sold to pay for it.'

Fisherman catches swimmer.

"Can you check the filter? I think it's clogged with dog hair."

"Try splashing me now."

Shark in the water polo pool.

Shark in the swimming pool.

'Is the water cold?'

Hands off my IP

Tree house.

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

I think you're ace

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

'Tony can't come out to play now, he's on his orthodontopole!'

"I do lover a good prawn film!"

"You are hereby sentenced to one year of swimming with the people."

'I'd never bite the hand that feeds me - but I won't pull its finger, either.'

"No, I'm not a hare, I just happen to have big ears..."

"Hey Kevin! Care to enter the office football pool?"

'Well, you were convicted on three out of ten counts - at least we beat the point spread.'

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans

'I'll have a Martini, Jack. Extra dry.'

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

'My mom says an apple a day keeps the physician's assistant away.'

Professional Cell Phone Accessories

'I'm the veterinarian of Cheshire who spays and neuters Cheshire pets.'

'Hey, Lady, this is a sixty zone!'

Surfin' the web.

Diving into a Fake Pool

'I have a rasp in my throat.'

Timmy Gets Solitary.

"Don't waste your money,dearie-there's only one score draw next Saturday!"

'Come on, just a few more. I need to boost my metabolism.'