Poolside Pun Lover Pillows

Bird at Birdbath

'Is the water cold?'

Bankside

'Fancy a swift half?'

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

"Hey Kevin! Care to enter the office football pool?"

"Hey Kevin! Care to enter the office football pool!"

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

'Which end's the shallow end?'

Hands off my IP

Fisherman catches swimmer.

Cutting round an igloo...

Tentacle attacking diver.

Shark in the swimming pool.

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: When your new best friends down the street install a swimming pool.

Fish in school to other fish: 'I did well in marine biology today - it was an open-brook test.'

An elderly couple arrive at Kiddie Pool Buffet, where people are wearing swim suits etc. and serving food from the pool itself.

Swimming with dad

Swimming

"...You shouldn't by any chance be missing one of your animals?"

'The kidney shape was a cool idea. Reminds us what you sold to pay for it.'

'Which is the deep end?'

"I told you not to get central heating."

Polar bears separated by broken ice. One says: 'You must come over to ours for Boxing Day.'

'Get in the house now!'

A North pole dancer.

"She's my sole mate."

"Try splashing me now."

'Listen Jimmy, as a member of the School Swimming Squad, you're not taking your training seriously enough!'

Barnacles Rock Barnacles in the form of farm Barns.

'Bernie. You better have my ashtray by the time I get there!'

'Uh-oh. They are out of ice and looking our way.'