Poolside Pun Lovers Pillows

'Could be just psychological, but shearing before a swim race seems to improve my time.'

'Mom! -- Spot's skinny-dipping again!'

Bankside

'Is the water cold?'

'Fancy a swift half?'

'According to his will, Tiddles left the bulk of his estate to himself. Because, he still has eight lives left.'

"Hey Kevin! Care to enter the office football pool?"

"Hey Kevin! Care to enter the office football pool!"

"Your four-o'clock is here."

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

Hands off my IP

Fisherman catches swimmer.

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: When your new best friends down the street install a swimming pool.

Shark in the swimming pool.

'I can't come out and play because I'm in 'Time-Out.' Although here at Grandma's it's more like 'Time-Out Lite.' '

Swimming with dad

An elderly couple arrive at Kiddie Pool Buffet, where people are wearing swim suits etc. and serving food from the pool itself.

Fish in school to other fish: 'I did well in marine biology today - it was an open-brook test.'

Swimming

'The kidney shape was a cool idea. Reminds us what you sold to pay for it.'

"Try splashing me now."

'Get in the house now!'

A North pole dancer.

'I was hurt in a boating accident. I tripped over a rack of oars at a sporting goods store.'

'Alright alright, I was joking: I won't deliver you to a couple of mongooses...'

"She's my sole mate."

'Listen Jimmy, as a member of the School Swimming Squad, you're not taking your training seriously enough!'

'Don't tell anybody, but it's 100% styrofoam!'

'And some sunshine.'

'Uh-oh. They are out of ice and looking our way.'