Pool Pun Lovers Pillows

"Hey Kevin! Care to enter the office football pool!"

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

'Distracting the fish.'

'Is the water cold?'

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

The waterslides are fun, but the water seesaw, not so much.

'Fancy a swift half?'

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

"Hey Kevin! Care to enter the office football pool?"

Swimming Champion.

Hands off my IP

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

Fisherman catches swimmer.

Cutting round an igloo...

Fish-losophy

'I can't come out and play because I'm in 'Time-Out.' Although here at Grandma's it's more like 'Time-Out Lite.' '

'I didn't know you had this pool heated!'

Shark in the swimming pool.

First Dive

Fish in school to other fish: 'I did well in marine biology today - it was an open-brook test.'

'That's three strikes. You're Out!'

'The kidney shape was a cool idea. Reminds us what you sold to pay for it.'

"I told you not to get central heating."

Alligator drinking Gatorade,

Babe hits for the cycle.

"She's my sole mate."

Polar bears separated by broken ice. One says: 'You must come over to ours for Boxing Day.'

"Try splashing me now."

This fly is doing the backstroke

A North pole dancer.

Caution Pool Drained.

"It's nothing serious...just a flooded engine."

'Don't tell anybody, but it's 100% styrofoam!'

'Why are there fouls in soccer?' - 'Because there a ducks in cricket and birdies in golf.'

Whale with a fish eye.