Aquatic Pun Lover Pillows

Fish in school to other fish: 'I did well in marine biology today - it was an open-brook test.'

"Excuse me!!"

Shark food pyramid.

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

"Everybody out of the water! Lawyer!"

"I told you not to hold your breath when comping up!"

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

'Looks like you're underwater on your mortgage.'

"There weren't any more clown fishes at the pet shop, so they got me - a jester fish."

Prawn Shop

"How long can you stay out here before your toes wrinkle?"

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

"You're goin' up the river, Sammy."

'I'm too small for my age: I keep being rejected...'

Maybe yuou simply have too many omega 3 fatty acids

"Fear of getting caught is understandable, but I think your fear of water requires pharmaceutical intervention."

Whale Pattern Balding

Florida Wildlife - Noodle Fish Special

"She's definitely had work done on her tail."

'I think it's A pep rally to promote school spirit.'

"See ya, lefty! Sleep with the humans!"

Fish "Hey Kid, got a light?"

'I guess the drinks are watered down!'

"I love your short-hand. It looks just like a page of wriggly worms!"

"You son of a b***h! I know where thos ebubbles are coming from!"

"Good. I was hoping for someone who could talk under water!"

Goldfish Practical Joke: 'Flush me!'

I don't want to be thought of as just another pretty face...

"Put that away. You know there's no texting in school."

"She's my sole mate."

Whale Whale Whale.

'Don't move a fin, Dewey! We're gonna talk you through this. We think you might be hooked, but we're not sure. Can you feel a pointy, metallic object in your lip?'

"Offishial business, ma'am."

'We finally get out onto dry land, and it looks like rain'