Aquatic Pun Lover Pillows

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

Fish in school to other fish: 'I did well in marine biology today - it was an open-brook test.'

Fish-losophy

"Excuse me!!"

Shark food pyramid.

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

Early design for the Two-Man Kayak.

"I told you not to hold your breath when comping up!"

"Everybody out of the water! Lawyer!"

'Looks like you're underwater on your mortgage.'

"There weren't any more clown fishes at the pet shop, so they got me - a jester fish."

"How long can you stay out here before your toes wrinkle?"

Prawn Shop

"You're goin' up the river, Sammy."

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

Maybe yuou simply have too many omega 3 fatty acids

'I'm too small for my age: I keep being rejected...'

"Fear of getting caught is understandable, but I think your fear of water requires pharmaceutical intervention."

Florida Wildlife - Noodle Fish Special

The evolution of synchronizes swimmers.

Whale Pattern Balding

"She's definitely had work done on her tail."

'I think it's A pep rally to promote school spirit.'

"I love your short-hand. It looks just like a page of wriggly worms!"

"Good. I was hoping for someone who could talk under water!"

'I guess the drinks are watered down!'

"See ya, lefty! Sleep with the humans!"

"You son of a b***h! I know where thos ebubbles are coming from!"

Fish "Hey Kid, got a light?"

"Offishial business, ma'am."

'Don't move a fin, Dewey! We're gonna talk you through this. We think you might be hooked, but we're not sure. Can you feel a pointy, metallic object in your lip?'

"Okay, from now on when I say we're twins I'll clarify that we're not identical twins."

Whale Whale Whale.

I don't want to be thought of as just another pretty face...