Piscine Pun Lover Pillows

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

'Ships plumber reporting for duty.'

"Everybody out of the water! Lawyer!"

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

"There weren't any more clown fishes at the pet shop, so they got me - a jester fish."

Swimming Champion.

"Hey Kevin! Care to enter the office football pool!"

'I didn't know you had this pool heated!'

'You see! I told you there was a school right beneath us!'

Fish-losophy

Cutting round an igloo...

"You were doing 10 knots over the limit."

"I love your short-hand. It looks just like a page of wriggly worms!"

"Aye, folks often get us mixed up, but I'm actually Capt'n Bluetooth."

Fish in school to other fish: 'I did well in marine biology today - it was an open-brook test.'

First Dive

"I told you not to get central heating."

Polar bears separated by broken ice. One says: 'You must come over to ours for Boxing Day.'

'Which one do you want to read?'

"She's my sole mate."

This fly is doing the backstroke

Whale Whale Whale.

'Why are you so crabby today, did you come out of the wrong side of the reef?'

Caution Pool Drained.

Whale with a fish eye.

'Yes it can be tedious son. But the 'net pay's not too bad!'

"Follow me and I'll make you 'fishers of men'!"

"Somehow I feel very secure in this blanket of plankton!"

"Just because you’re a right whale doesn’t mean you’re always right!"

Barnacles Rock Barnacles in the form of farm Barns.

"You are using an unregistered copy of this software...please register..."

'The employment agency said you were looking for someone to do light housekeeping.'

Unbottled water is for sale next to bottled water in supermarket aisle.