Poolside Pun Lovers Gifts

'Could be just psychological, but shearing before a swim race seems to improve my time.'

I'm freshwater. Make it a margarita without salt.

'Mom! -- Spot's skinny-dipping again!'

Bankside

'Is the water cold?'

'Fancy a swift half?'

'According to his will, Tiddles left the bulk of his estate to himself. Because, he still has eight lives left.'

"Hey Kevin! Care to enter the office football pool?"

"Hey Kevin! Care to enter the office football pool!"

Hands off my IP

"Your four-o'clock is here."

It's not a stampede … It's a flash mob!

"I have to go on a diet! According to that fisherman I have gained fifty pounds overnight!!"

Fisherman catches swimmer.

Shark in the swimming pool.

Baldo's Life is Sweet Moment: When your new best friends down the street install a swimming pool.

'I can't come out and play because I'm in 'Time-Out.' Although here at Grandma's it's more like 'Time-Out Lite.' '

Fish-losophy

An elderly couple arrive at Kiddie Pool Buffet, where people are wearing swim suits etc. and serving food from the pool itself.

Swimming

Fish in school to other fish: 'I did well in marine biology today - it was an open-brook test.'

"And this is Paul - he's in charge of our TikToks..."

Swimming with dad

'The kidney shape was a cool idea. Reminds us what you sold to pay for it.'

This fly is doing the backstroke

'I was hurt in a boating accident. I tripped over a rack of oars at a sporting goods store.'

A North pole dancer.

'Get in the house now!'

"She's my sole mate."

'Alright alright, I was joking: I won't deliver you to a couple of mongooses...'

"Try splashing me now."

'Listen Jimmy, as a member of the School Swimming Squad, you're not taking your training seriously enough!'

'Don't tell anybody, but it's 100% styrofoam!'

"It's nothing serious...just a flooded engine."

'Uh-oh. They are out of ice and looking our way.'