Poolside Punsters Gifts

"Hey Kevin! Care to enter the office football pool?"

Tree house.

Another Turning Point in History. Oh, the heck with it -- I'll never get these antlers right. Mickey Moose.

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

'Is the water cold?'

'Mom! -- Spot's skinny-dipping again!'

'We had an Old Testament skit today. Al Sims was the Hittite, and I was the hittee.'

'Tony can't come out to play now, he's on his orthodontopole!'

"I do lover a good prawn film!"

"No, I'm not a hare, I just happen to have big ears..."

Synchronized Swim Team - Shark in the Water.

"Hey Kevin! Care to enter the office football pool!"

Hamlet.

'I'll have a Martini, Jack. Extra dry.'

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans

Hands off my IP

'My mom says an apple a day keeps the physician's assistant away.'

Fisherman catches swimmer.

'Hey, Lady, this is a sixty zone!'

Shark in the swimming pool.

Surfin' the web.

Mobile Holmes.

'I have a rasp in my throat.'

Timmy Gets Solitary.

"Don't waste your money,dearie-there's only one score draw next Saturday!"

"Are you any good at closing a sail."

Where's Slinky going? To Florida, for spring training.

Diving into a Fake Pool

'The kidney shape was a cool idea. Reminds us what you sold to pay for it.'

'Come on, just a few more. I need to boost my metabolism.'

Jello in the diving pool.

'I hope you get an ice cream headache!'