Poolside Punsters Gifts

"Hey Kevin! Care to enter the office football pool?"

Tree house.

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

'Is the water cold?'

'Mom! -- Spot's skinny-dipping again!'

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

'We had an Old Testament skit today. Al Sims was the Hittite, and I was the hittee.'

'Tony can't come out to play now, he's on his orthodontopole!'

"I do lover a good prawn film!"

"No, I'm not a hare, I just happen to have big ears..."

"Hey Kevin! Care to enter the office football pool!"

'I'll have a Martini, Jack. Extra dry.'

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

Hamlet.

Hands off my IP

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans

'My mom says an apple a day keeps the physician's assistant away.'

Fisherman catches swimmer.

'Hey, Lady, this is a sixty zone!'

Shark in the swimming pool.

Surfin' the web.

Diving into a Fake Pool

"Are you any good at closing a sail."

'I have a rasp in my throat.'

Timmy Gets Solitary.

"Don't waste your money,dearie-there's only one score draw next Saturday!"

'The kidney shape was a cool idea. Reminds us what you sold to pay for it.'

'Come on, just a few more. I need to boost my metabolism.'

'I hope you get an ice cream headache!'

Flower: 'I wouldn't go in there if i were you Pal. The place is full of Skinheads.'