Playful Punsters Gifts

'We had an Old Testament skit today. Al Sims was the Hittite, and I was the hittee.'

Another Turning Point in History. Oh, the heck with it -- I'll never get these antlers right. Mickey Moose.

Where's Slinky going? To Florida, for spring training.

Hamlet.

"My dad says we eat honey 'cause it has lots of vitamin Bee."

Tree house.

'Jurassic Pork.'

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

Note Book

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

Garden of Eden and scrumping

'Tony can't come out to play now, he's on his orthodontopole!'

Bitter End

'Gluten-free manna will come in the second salvo.'

"No, I'm not a hare, I just happen to have big ears..."

'I'd never bite the hand that feeds me - but I won't pull its finger, either.'

"Hey Kevin! Care to enter the office football pool?"

"I take it you'l like to open joint accounts. . ."

'If you want to improve your golf score, the best wood to use is a pencil with an eraser.'

'My mom says an apple a day keeps the physician's assistant away.'

Professional Cell Phone Accessories

'I'm the veterinarian of Cheshire who spays and neuters Cheshire pets.'

'My broker swears it's a great investment but I fear it's just another pyramid scheme.'

'Hey, Lady, this is a sixty zone!'

'To save the state the expense of a trial, I thought I'd run off to Spain.'

Surfin' the web.

Mobile Holmes.

Kissing Game

'I have a rasp in my throat.'

Timmy Gets Solitary.

"Your lives will continue to stink until you find your center."

Wash and Let My People Go

"They weren't very friendly when they proscuted me for obtaining loans under false names."

'Well it was fine on the straight but when it hit the last curve the cartoonist lost his perspective!'

"I'm afraid you've got a serious case of polka dots."