Playful Punsters Pillows

'We had an Old Testament skit today. Al Sims was the Hittite, and I was the hittee.'

Hamlet.

'Jurassic Pork.'

Tree house.

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

Note Book

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

Garden of Eden and scrumping

'Tony can't come out to play now, he's on his orthodontopole!'

Bitter End

'Gluten-free manna will come in the second salvo.'

'I'd never bite the hand that feeds me - but I won't pull its finger, either.'

"No, I'm not a hare, I just happen to have big ears..."

"Hey Kevin! Care to enter the office football pool?"

"I take it you'l like to open joint accounts. . ."

'If you want to improve your golf score, the best wood to use is a pencil with an eraser.'

'My mom says an apple a day keeps the physician's assistant away.'

'To save the state the expense of a trial, I thought I'd run off to Spain.'

'My broker swears it's a great investment but I fear it's just another pyramid scheme.'

'I'm the veterinarian of Cheshire who spays and neuters Cheshire pets.'

Professional Cell Phone Accessories

'Hey, Lady, this is a sixty zone!'

Surfin' the web.

'I have a rasp in my throat.'

Timmy Gets Solitary.

Kissing Game

"They weren't very friendly when they proscuted me for obtaining loans under false names."

'Well it was fine on the straight but when it hit the last curve the cartoonist lost his perspective!'

Wash and Let My People Go

"It's ok - you're not the first man to lose his head over a pretty girl. . ."

"Do you think there might be a bitcoin in it?"

'I hope you get an ice cream headache!'