Pool Punster Gifts

Michael Phelps.

"Where's all your fish?" "I never should have bought 'coy' fish."

Tree house.

I think you're ace

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

"I'm the Class Clown fish."

'I'm going to try that 'vegan' thing, Joe -- give me some beer nuts.'

'Is the water cold?'

"Igor, you fool! I said 'healthy brain'!"

'It's a treasure map.'

'Tony can't come out to play now, he's on his orthodontopole!'

"No, I'm not a hare, I just happen to have big ears..."

"I do lover a good prawn film!"

"You are hereby sentenced to one year of swimming with the people."

'I'd never bite the hand that feeds me - but I won't pull its finger, either.'

"Hey Kevin! Care to enter the office football pool?"

'Well, you were convicted on three out of ten counts - at least we beat the point spread.'

Hands off my IP

'I don't mean to discourage you, but go home and play on your own range.'

'I'll have a Martini, Jack. Extra dry.'

'If you want to improve your golf score, the best wood to use is a pencil with an eraser.'

'My mom says an apple a day keeps the physician's assistant away.'

Fisherman catches swimmer.

Professional Cell Phone Accessories

'Hey, Lady, this is a sixty zone!'

'I'm the veterinarian of Cheshire who spays and neuters Cheshire pets.'

Shark in the swimming pool.

Surfin' the web.

'I have a rasp in my throat.'

Timmy Gets Solitary.

"Don't waste your money,dearie-there's only one score draw next Saturday!"

'The kidney shape was a cool idea. Reminds us what you sold to pay for it.'

'Come on, just a few more. I need to boost my metabolism.'